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Auditioning Character Listen, I think you need a murder. I like the stuff you write, seriously I'm a fan, but it's all bloodless; friends fight and make up, enemies scream at each other, crime shows go on in the background, but no one ends up dead in a dumpster. Maybe Grandpa dies in his rocker at the age of 82, but who cares about a death like that? In my opinion writing is a perfect opportunity to slaughter people. You can leave football fields of victims bloody, drop them right on the doorstep of the local police station, and never get arrested. Haven't you ever wanted to sever a carotid artery oAuditioning Character
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From the Desk of...Chapter 1 Myspace Blog 11/2/2008 Cynthia RosenthalFrom the Desk of...
I am not, nor have I ever been, in love with Jim-Bob Wolff. Who would want to be in love with someone named Jim-Bob, even if he did supposedly have clear skin and nice hair and a car? I wasn’t annoyed when Amy screamed and grabbed at him during the scary parts of the movie cause I had a thing for Jim-Bob. I didn’t even want to be sitting on the other side of him, occasionally brushing against his ridiculous fake leather jacket when I leaned forward to grab my large-sized, diet, caffeine-free soft-drink (extra ice).
I was annoyed because J
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Jayla- Unfinished To the people who worship my DadJayla- Unfinished
To all the people who write that every sound my father makes is pure gold, try listening him take his morning shit. Besides just the pure disgustingness of being able to hear his constant morning diarrhea from my room DOWN THE HALL, imagine how disturbing it is to be woken up by it at five in the morning, every morning by it. Dad gets up this early to do his Yoga. Apparentl
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What's up with Julie?It was the first day of middle school, and Julie Leone was embarrassed.What's up with Julie?
Lots of people in the class felt embarrassed, really. Quinn Johnson felt bad because his pants were too short. You could see his socks. His older sisters had chased him around that morning shouting that he was getting ready for a flood. But Quinn couldn’t help it. He’d had a growth spurt, his mother said. All his clothes were too short.
Even though Quinn was embarrassed, no one noticed his pants.
Kylie Faritovan was embarrassed because her last name was Faritovan. Some of the kids in her neighborhood called her “Kylie Farts Often.”
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